when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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