I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
MIDGETS
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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