i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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