I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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