There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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