hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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