Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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