Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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