I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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