maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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