How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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