I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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