The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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