id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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