One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My bed smells like the plague
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
