what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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