okay pat passed out under dana's car
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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