she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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