school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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