just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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