This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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