The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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