now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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