it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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