8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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