nut hugger
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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