this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
