I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
When are your genitals available?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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