you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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