She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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