hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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