Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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