i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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