just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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