Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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