normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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