Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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