If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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