yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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