): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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