Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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