Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
they're like a gay fantastic four
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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