it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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