so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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