Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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