Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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