If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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