have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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