He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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