I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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