or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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